HIS FIRST TIME

My husband had never been to Hooters before. I told him it was a great place to go for oysters, wings, games and beer. We went on in to the Valdosta, GA location.

We ate on the balcony by the lake. We bought some fish food and fed the fish. We watched some TV and ate some oysters. The food was good. We enjoyed the RM Classic Car Auction on TV.

Here is the part that was not so good

We learned that language is very colorful between waitresses and patrons at Hooters. I have honestly never been to restaurant and heard as many details about an individual waitress, her friends, recent conversation with other friends and spoken with such vulgarity. I must say I have never heard so many cuss words used in rapid succession while eating. I live in the south and watch NASCAR with my husband we also cuss, but not like this little girl.

The waitress was on Fxckin facebook last night and got in an heated Fxckin conversation about STDs in Valdosta. Then that Axxhole Steven jumped in and spoke his Fxckin mind about it. She had to tell him to Fxckoff and kiss her Fxckin Axx.

I was little offended by her vulgarity. But my husband assured me, Collage kids are little different these days. He said about the vulgarity, This must be the Delightfully Tacky part of the Hooters experience!

But it gets better The waitress took in some glasses and came back. We then had the opportunity to learn some Hooters politics and the proper name for the balcony. She said that she had the Fxckin Patio tonight and she had to tell that Bxtch Gxxxxr to Fxxk Off cause she already had two parties. She then let her friend know she was not scared of that Bxtch and could kick her Fxckin Axx any day because she was a (dirty promiscuous female). Or in her words a Scanky Whore. Thankfully Gxxxr came out onto the Fxckin Patio and the waitress stopped talking about her.

I was OK with the language. I have used all those words heard them before, but never from waitress at a restaurant I was dining at.

But it gets even better I wasted my 2 quarters on the fish food. This same waitress taught us how to be more frugal, waste less food and keep the trash bags empty. She may need a bonus for this cost cutting measure. As she was bussing the table she simply took the plates of food and tossed into the lake. There were 2 pickles bobbing, 2 tomatoes sinking, a hamburger wobbling, half a bun floating, countless fries a floating and a few jalapeos just for flavor all in the lake for the fish to enjoy.

My husband said, This must be what they mean by Yet Unrefined here! WOW we could have saved 50 cents.

The friends she was speaking with earlier suggested that it might not be a good thing, throwing the food in lake. She said that she does it all the time. He said when he feeds his dog that kinda stuff the dog always throws-up. He assumed it was the same for most other animals and told her he did not think it was part of the animals normal diet. She assured him that the fish like it and they will eat the food if they get hungry enough.

She left again I have to say was upset now. There has to be something wrong with this it just looked stupid, sounded stupid, looked lazy and ruined the view. I learned fish dont eat any of the stuff she through in lake but birds do. And what comes with birds Bird poop and loud birds.

As the food bobbed, floated, sank and got eaten by birds the waitress returned. She picked up a plate of chicken wing bones and started to walk away with them. One of her friends asked her why she didnt throw the chicken wings in the lake. She said without hesitation, Fish dont like chicken bones! Another lesson learned.

We paid our check. Then we left. We made a couple of phone calls to tell some friends to educate them on what we had learned about wildlife, the proper name for the balcony at Hooters and little about the waitress. We found this so amusing we decided to share it with you.

I dont think my husband and I will come back to Hooters together. But hes exited. Hes ridin his motorcycle down next weekend. He found the perfect place to cuss, act like an Axx hole, and even clean up after himself. Oh Yeah he wants me to add Thanks.

I really enjoyed my visit to Hooters of Valdosta. I have visited many Hooters restaurants in my lifetime and I can say that my server in Valdosta made my experience better than any other. I have never met anyone who has more spunk, energy, and personality as Britany (with one T) of Valdosta. She made me feel right at home and feel like a long lost friend she had known forever. Even though the store was crowded, the food came out promptly and Britany made sure I had everything I needed and attentively refilled my drink and stopped by to chat even though her section was full the whole time. The food was excellent! Even though I am from out of town, I know that I will look forward to or even go out of my way to stop by and visit Britany. She kept everyone entertained and I could have sat up there all day just to see what she would do next!